February 2011
When parents ask you ...
gracecarbone:
“Hey , did you get home safely?”
“No, I died, like, four times.”
it’s kind of like the same when someone asks you if you cut your hair… no my head just grew overnight …¬¬
January 2011
Reasons why I'm single:
I’m ugly.
I’m awkward as fuck.
I have a weird sense of humor that no one gets.
I really can’t understand how a relationship works.
I’m super boring. I don’t talk too much.
The only guy I wanna be with wouldn’t want a girl like me.
Please please please be the one to change this.
Watch
When Bohemian Rhapsody comes on the radio
allshallfade:
zeusgoesfishing | triptophobia
NO!!!!!!!!
I’m gonna spend like 2 salaries on my daughter’s school supply list :(
