When parents ask you ...
gracecarbone: “Hey , did you get home safely?” “No, I died, like, four times.” it’s kind of like the same when someone asks you if you cut your hair… no my head just grew overnight …¬¬
Reasons why I'm single:
I’m ugly. I’m awkward as fuck. I have a weird sense of humor that no one gets. I really can’t understand how a relationship works. I’m super boring. I don’t talk too much. The only guy I wanna be with wouldn’t want a girl like me. Please please please be the one to change this.
When Bohemian Rhapsody comes on the radio
allshallfade: zeusgoesfishing | triptophobia
I’m gonna spend like 2 salaries on my daughter’s school supply list :(